Jarrod Bowen

If he runs into traffic like that on the pitch, what's he going to do on the road? It's best if he gets driven around.

Here's a player who is 23 years old and has made a big-money move to West Ham United. Big money and West Ham are never used in the same sentence, but that's exactly what this transfer is. This lad is one of those gentlemen that moves in the middle of a season, although his previous club could be partly blamed for it. Born in Leominster, he chose Hereford United for his earliest exposure to the game. He graduated from their academy and made his senior debut for the Hereford based team in the 2013-14 season. The next season saw him move to Hull City- the club with the greatest mascot in the history of football ever. He was with them from the summer of 2014 onwards, but the first two seasons saw him be a part of their U18 team. He became a full member of the first team in 2016 and was with the club until January 2020 before The Tigers sent him on his way to London. There have been comparisons to Arjen Robben, but he's not at the level of the Dutchman just yet. Will, he ever get there is a question that we should ask in a while from now. Nonetheless, he's a decent dribbler and can accelerate quickly. We wish his international career, accelerates quickly too, because he is yet to make an appearance for his country.