Andre Onana

Mercedes Benz


Our boy drives a Merc. He has got class. We can tell you that. The car's model is a bit unclear to us.

We can't think of any other player whose career trajectory has seen so many good things in such a short time. Albeit, you can't argue with his talent, you still have to acknowledge the fact that he got spotted by the right people at the right time. The Samuel Eto'o Academy and the people behind it, not just Eto'o but every Tom, Dick, and Harry must be thanked for it was they who found him. The next logical step was, of course, La Masia but Samuel Eto'o had recently departed for Inter Milan, which could have made matters worse for our goalie, but FC Barcelona is good at spotting talent, and they signed him up. He spent five seasons honing his skills at the place the Catalans would like to call more than a club. Competition in Barcelona is immense, which is why he decided to join Ajax. Initially, he played for Jong Ajax, Ajax's reserve team, for a year before becoming a member of their first team in 2016. He is still pretty young now and has a long way to go before he can be recognized as a solid shot-stopper. He represents Cameroon at the senior level. He did not get an opportunity to play for their youth sides. In the winter of 2021 the UEFA banned him for 12 months after he got caught using an illegal substance. Some might consider this doping but we at WTFoot take a more lenient approach. He just did not know. Sad.